me when i’m wearing new clothes
seeing food on my dash
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
a photo that changed a nation
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
dogs = world peace
how do people make like hundreds of friends I can’t even make a grilled cheese with out burning it