i'm jordan and i think you are rad


hello, 911? ok get this, Brad told me that Yazmin told him that Zoe told her that Zoe’s cousin Trisha said i look fat in my new jeans, when before she told me i looked hot in them. isn’t that fucked up? like say it to my face next time, bitch. anyway so there’s like a robbery going on and

When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!