apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
mom: oh all the boys are gonna love you when youre a teenager!
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
Girls don’t like boys girls like grilled cheese and well-executed sketch comedy.
U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this
And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and
My mum is the best
Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this